Eunuch lsland

Aruba is truly the Isle of the Eunuchs. Not one person with a set of BALLS. Not one!

On Aruba, every time you turn around someone is getting a certificate for taking the garbage out or showing up for work on time. (by the way, both of those endeavors require a graduate degree from Collegio Arubano.)

The stock of Tiaras is at an all time low after this month's Carnival. I have received information that next year's Carnival will feature tiaras for both eunuchs and women. An order of almost 75,000 tiaras has already been placed to ensure they will arrive in time for next year's Carnival. Steve Cohen has generously decided to foot the bill.

BIG PIMPIN'


Certificates and tiaras to boost the over all atmosphere and moral on Aruba. That along with threats from the Prime Minister to 'unleash his militia' on his own people have everyone on Aruba drooling over of champagne nights and caviar dreams. (Said with dripping sarcasm.)

Tourism is way way down, and is not coming back any time soon, if ever. So the Aruban Authorities have come up with an ingenious plan to use hypnosis so the locals believe all is well. What's next? burning down the Diario and shutting off the internet? I would not put that past Mr. Nelson Oduber, after all he controls all communications on Eunuch Island.



No one talks on Aruba. As we all know, they all know each other, but dont know each other. After 21 months of reaching out to the people on Aruba for information about what happened to Natalee Holloway, no one will volunteer information as to what happened. That of course includes the incentive of 250 Thousand Dollars for the whereabouts of Natalee Holloway and 1 MILLION Dollars for her safe return. And still no one talks. Cops ask for money for information instead of DOING THE RIGHT THING and the Aruban Authorities offer no hope that they will ever re-detain the four main suspects.

Who knows what happened to Natalee?

1. Nelson Oduber - He's not talking and worried he's gonna be in a US Federal Lock Up. He had the nerve to say he wants the Natalee Holloway Investigation to go away already. Real compassionate human being here huh? How can an investigation that never really got started be shut down? Seems simple minded.

2. Rudy Croes - He's not talking and worried he's gonna have human trafficking charges leveled against him.

3. Karin Jansen - She's not talking to anyone, that includes Natalee's Family and Family Attorney John Q. Kelly.

4. Gerold Dompig - He talks and talks and talks, but no one can figure out what the hell he's talking about. Mr. Dompig contradicted himself so often he had a gag order placed on him. Too bad he did not tell what he REALLY knew when he had the chance.

5. Jan Van Der Straaten - If anyone truly knows what happened, it's this human debris. As you all know, Mr. Van Der Straaten is no Victim's Rights Advocate and leaves a Family to twist in the wind while his buddy - Paulus Van Der Sloot jerks everyone else around.

6. Dutch Investigators / Interrogators (otherwise known as The Kid Glove Love Squad.) They know exactly who CONFESSED. Yet it takes a re-examination in Holland of all the information? It's quite clear that the Dutch have a stake in this case by their deafening silence.

7. Dolph Richardson - New Lead Investigator and Polis Chief. He's not new on the Force, just new to taking the helm of this cover-up.

8. Edwin 'Papito' Commencia - High Commissioner and Founder of the Body Squad. Carribean Man of Mystery or Misery, depends on how you look at this guy. He was on the case from day one and certainly knows the TRUTH.

Eight people / entities right there that know what happened to Natalee and not one does anything about it. No one has the GUTS to do the RIGHT thing.

Whatever it is Aruba is hiding, we will find it, uncover it and expose it to the world.